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| " A question asked in a Surrey
school exam went: "Why do cocks crow early every morning?" A
twelve-year-old replied: "My dad says they have to make the most
of it while the hens are asleep." |
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Daily Telegraph |
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"One shouldn't be too
inquisitive in life
Either about God's secrets or one's wife."
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~ Geoffrey
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" Most wives think of their husbands as
bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love." |
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~ Jackie Gleason |
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"I have learned that
only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First,
let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have
it.” |
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~ Lyndon
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| "My mother said it was simple to
keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the
kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other
two and take care of the bedroom bit. ” |
| ~ Jerry Hall |
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" In the long run wives
are to be paid in a peculiar coin - consideration for their
feelings. As it usually turns out this is an enormous,
unthinkable inflation few men will remit, or if they will, only
with a sense of being overcharged. ” |
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~ Elizabeth
Hardwick
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| “The view that a peptic ulcer may
be the hole in a man's stomach through which he crawls to escape
from his wife has fairly wide acceptance." |
| ~ John Allan Dalrymple
Anderson |
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"The man who never in
his life
Has washed the dishes with his wife
Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate." |
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~ Christopher
Morley, Washing the Dishes |
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| "A love that lasts for twenty years
may be better than love, but it isn't love. " |
| ~ Mignon McLaughlin |
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" Courtship to marriage is as a
very witty prologue to a very dull play." |
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William Congreve |
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