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| " Love is grand; divorce is a
hundred grand ” |
| ~ Anonymous |
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" I was nauseous and
tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox "
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~ Woody Allen |
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" The last time I was inside a woman was
when I went to the Statue of Liberty " |
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~ Woody Allen |
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" The great question...
which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a
woman want?" " |
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~ Freud |
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| " To love is to suffer. To avoid
suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not
loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to
suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be
happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy.
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or
suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this
down.” |
| ~ Woody Allen |
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" An archeologist is
the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the
more interested he is in her." |
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~ Agatha
Christie
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| “ The perfect love affair is one
which is conducted entirely by post. ” |
| ~ George
Bernard Shaw |
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" One should always be
in love. That is the reason one should never marry." |
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~ Oscar Wilde |
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| " If love is the answer, could you
rephrase the question? " |
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Lily Tomlin |
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There's a certain part of the contented majority who
love anybody who is worth a billion dollars." |
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John Kenneth Galbraith |
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