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" There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart "

" I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. "

" You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. "

"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely "

" Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."



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" It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. ”
~ Fred Allen

" I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time. "

~ Hilaire Belloc

" It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time."
~ Honore De Balzac

" The bravest thing that men do is love women. "

Mort Sahl

" Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.”
~ Pauline Thomason

" Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing." 

~ Helen Rowland

“ I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand. ”
~ Linus

" You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories."

~ Melanie Clark

" Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. "
~ Samuel Johnson

" What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."

~ Pearl Bailey

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