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" There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart "

" I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. "

" You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. "

"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely "

" Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."



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" Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.”
~ H. L. Mencken

" I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate -- but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza."

~ Alf Whit 

" If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
~ Unknown

" Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight."

Phyllis Diller

" To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia."
~ H.L.Mencken

" Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again." 

~ Unknown

“Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end. ”
~ Unknown

" There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged."

~ Unknown

" Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion."
~ Mirabeau

" No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."

~ Unknown

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