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| " An old man who marries a young
wife grows younger - but she grows older.” |
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" It is not uncommon for
slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to
know each other to get divorced."
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~ Unknown |
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" I love being married. It's so great to
find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your
life." |
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~ Rita Rudner |
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" Love is like
quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays.
Clutch it, and it darts away." |
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~ Dorothy
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| " The body, she says, is subject to
the forces of gravity. But the soul is ruled by levity, pure." |
| ~ Saul Bellow |
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" It does not matter
what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the
street and frighten the horses." |
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~ Mrs.
Patrick Campbell
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| “ The sincerest love is the love of
food.” |
| ~ Bernard Shaw |
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" Marrying for love may
be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but
smile on it." |
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~ Josh Billings |
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| " When a man opens the door of his
car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car
is new or the wife is." |
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"
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better
revenge than to let her keep him." |
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~ Unknown |
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