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| " Love is temporary insanity curable
by marriage.” |
| ~ Ambrose Bierce |
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" A man is incomplete
until he is married. After that, he is finished."
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~ Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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" Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It
is not fair that some men should be happier than others." |
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~ Oscar Wilde |
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" The most happy
marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a
blind woman." |
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~ Coleridge |
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| " Whatever you may look like, marry
a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his
eyesight." |
| ~ Phyllis Diller |
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" If love is the
answer, could you rephrase the question?" |
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~ Unknown
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| “ Men marry women with the hope
they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will
change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” |
| ~ Albert Einstein |
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" Marriage is a three
ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." |
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~ Anonymous |
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| " Happiness is having a large,
loving, caring, close knit family in another city." |
| ~ George Burns |
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left
me and the second one didn't." |
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~ Patrick Murray |
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