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| " In my house I'm the boss, my wife
is just the decision maker." |
| ~ Woody Allen |
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" I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always."
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" I asked my wife where she wanted to go
for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
she said.
So I suggested the kitchen." |
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~ Unknown
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" Marriage is not a
word; it is a sentence." |
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| " A good wife always forgives her
husband when she's wrong." |
| ~ Milton Berle |
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" A wife is someone
who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have
had if you'd stayed single." |
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~ Unknown
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“ The most effective way to
remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once.” |
| ~ Unknown |
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" Do you know what it
means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little
love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're
in the wrong house, that's what it means." |
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~ George Burns |
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| " Many a man owes his success to his
first wife and his second wife to his success." |
| ~ Jim Backus |
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now
and then she stops to breathe." |
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~ Jimmy Durante |
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