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| "Arguments are unsafe with wives,
because they examine them; but they do not examine compliments.
One can pass upon a wife a compliment that is three-fourths base
metal; she will not even bite it to see if it is good; all she
notices is the size of it, not the quality." |
| ~ Hellfire Hotchkiss |
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" Love is an electric
blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." |
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~ Cathy
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" The only time a woman really succeeds in
changing a man is when he's a baby." |
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~ Natalie Wood |
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" Love is the answer,
but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty
good questions." |
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~ Woody
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| " Sex without love is an empty
experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best." |
| ~ Woody Allen |
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" A woman has got to
love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a
good one." |
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~ Mae West
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| “ Love at first sight is possible, but it
pays to take a second look." |
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" Love is an exploding
cigar we willingly smoke." |
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| " Love is like a game of chess: One
false move and you're mated." |
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and
love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must
love her a lot and not try to understand her at all." |
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~ Helen Rowland |
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