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| "When I was a young man I vowed
never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her
but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man." |
| ~ Unknown |
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" A husband is what is
left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted." |
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~ Helen
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" To be in love is merely to be in a
state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young
woman for a goddess." |
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~ H.L. Mencken |
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" Love is the gross
exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone
else." |
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~ George
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| " The only true love is love at
first sight; second sight dispels it." |
| ~ Israel Zangwill |
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" Love is like the
measles; we all have to go through it." |
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~ Jerome K.
Jerome
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| “ Love is like any other luxury.
You have no right to it unless you can afford it. " |
| ~ Anthony Trollope |
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"Love is the delightful
interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that
she looks like a haddock.
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| " True love comes quietly, without
banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears
checked. " |
| ~ Erich Segal |
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"
That love at first sight should happen to me, was Life's
most delicious revenge on a self-opinionated fool." |
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~ Charles Boyer |
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